May 2013
allmymetaphors:
whenever i wanna cry i think about Van Gogh he was such a nice and lonely dude all he wanted was for people to love him he ate yellow paint because he thought it would get the happiness inside him oh god oh god that’s so sad i can’t breathe
catswithbenefits:
what if your belly button screamed when you put a shirt on because it was afraid of the dark
Me laughing at this just means that I really need to go to sleep.
selfdoubtandsyphilis:
dankestrnemes:
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
the attempt was all: slowevenings: michaonthemoon:... →
slowevenings:
michaonthemoon:
yaoibutts:
I love how potato in French is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.”
like what stupid frenchman saw this:
and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON!…
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I just downloaded "Mastering the Art of French...
This made my day a bit better.
Message me if you want the PDF and I’ll e-mail it to you.
Be happy, people. And Bon Appetit.
cornchipz:
awkwardcontent:
Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole.
some people never develop beyond this stage
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This weekend I’ll have to wear a bikini.
Kill me please.
Gonna cry until I lose my extra fat.
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I just have the best boss ever. She's away in...
“i think that it’s uphill from here for you now, you’ve probably gotten the hardest part out of the way. yay!! it’s true, mom’s always know that kind of stuff, mine knows everything about me even from the other side of the world!
don’t forget to thank her for her understanding and her listening, and for giving you the opportunity to let her know what...
offonvacation:
My nose during allergy season
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Good advice from mum.
In the past weeks I’ve been feeling like crap because I decided to drop out of college and I was absolutely terrified abou talking to my parents. My mum could tell that I wasn’t ok this weekend so she called me today.
I talked to my mum about leaving college to study culinary arts next year. She understood that I’m super unhappy and told me to just finish this semester and then...
April 2013
beautemillesimee:
I don’t want to learn in a classroom anymore. I want to travel and talk to people and learn that way. I want to learn as I go, gathering knowledge and not being rigorously tested on it. I don’t want to lose passion in the things I like because of the worry of exams. I want to fuelled by snippets of knowledge I gain from people and be inquisitive. School has stolen my passion...
